A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.
Hey asshole, go climb a dick!
by BlackHeartIrene June 01, 2017
to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer
by julran13 November 02, 2013