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cliff jumping 

Something Natasha Romanoff did in endgame
"Natasha died because she went cliff jumping"
cliff jumping by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

Cliffjumping

The act of driving around, blasting loud music, anywhere from rap to Frank Sinatra, and annoying the hell out of innocent pedestrians. Also, masks and other accessories such as a 3D glasses, megaphone, police siren, and police light may be involved. This usually involves yelling racial slurs at various types of people, from black people to fat people to old people (i.e. anyone who's not a wealthy white douche-bag).
The other night, we went to try this new restaurant called the Cliff-house that got a great review by Mike Schreiner. However, we were severely disappointed not only in our meals, but in our shits as well. We felt as if we needed revenge on this terrible restaurant, so later that night, we drove around the valet turnaround upwards of 8 times, scaring the living daylights out of the mexican valet and everyone else who eats there because they don't know the difference between McDonalds and Flemings Steakhouse. We discovered that this was easily the funniest thing in the history of mankind, so it is performed on a weekly basis. This became known as "Cliffjumping."
Cliffjumping by Dr. Jewish September 9, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026