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Clevland Steamer 

A complete idiots way to spell "Cleveland Steamer."
I spell like someone from a third world country... "CLEVLAND STEAMER" is it?
Clevland Steamer by semajsirhc June 21, 2009

clevland steamer 

While fucking a girl, you pull your dick out, stand over her, and shit on her chest.
Linda was so bad in bed last night I had to give her a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by E Rock123 November 13, 2006

clevland steamer 

1. In the process of tit fucking a woman the man leaves a tread mark on the woman's chest.
I was tit fucking Angela and she wanted me to give her a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by Timoteo Lopez September 24, 2005

clevland steamer 

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa
i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

clevland steamer 

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again
Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by Lia May 13, 2005

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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