cleavland steamer 

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

cleavland steamer by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

cleavland steamer 

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away

"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

cleavland steamer by Grat December 16, 2003

Cleavland Steamer 

A sexual act that is performed by defacating upon your partners chest.

Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.

Cleavland Steamer by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005

cleveland steamers 

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

cleveland steamers by dookieluv February 15, 2006

Cleavland steamer 

Where a female lays on her back while her male partner proceeds to have sex with the female partners breasts. During the back and forth motion (Similar to that of a STEAM engines wheel cranks) the male proceeds to defecate, leaving a shit smear track, much like a train track, leading all similarities to coin the term "Cleavland Steamer" intended to allude to a Cleavland Steam Engine.

"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'

Cleavland steamer by Jake George January 15, 2008

69 cleavland steamer 

two sexual partners defecate on each others face at the same time

That girl is down for anything, we ended up doing the 69 cleavland steamer

69 cleavland steamer by roach cich November 9, 2006

cleavland steamer 

a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin

guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot

Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?

cleavland steamer by jaxoffalot April 21, 2008