clear comms

Typically used in a setting where someone is playing a game and cannot hear and then shouts to "clear comms"

Friend 1: *trying to clutch 1v1*

Friend 2: *talking to other friends while Friend 1 is clutching*
Friend 1: Yo Clear comms man

by Therealsnoz June 24, 2022

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011