Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday

Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.

by M-Well and T-Sherm April 30, 2011

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 28, 2022

Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.

IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!

by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

Dopamine Cleanse

Just a really fancy term for going outside more often.

A: Yoo dude, I'm on this dopamine cleanse and-
B: Soo.... you've finally started to go outside!

by cyclopentane September 26, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 19, 2023