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clawitzer 

A Water type Pokemon introduced in Pokemon X and Y. It literally has a giant-ass cannon for a claw that can pulverize the hull of an entire ship. If that isn't badass, I don't know what is. My dude can also learn Aura Sphere, with boosted power! Frikin Lucario doesn't even get a power boost for its own signature move! Not to mention, its a pun on pistol shrimp, since its claw is literally a colossal pistol. Wow. Genius, genius Pokemon.
Just won an intense battle, my Clawitzer kicked ass!
clawitzer by toxichawk4455 September 14, 2020
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clawifier 

That nigga CLAWIFIER is a god, he legit made me raidable and beat stimpy.
clawifier by CLAWIFIER May 1, 2018
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cliwitter 

cliwitter is like twitter but with craigslist built in and everyones twice the cunt
anti hipster rubbish cliwitter
cliwitter by sanxity September 16, 2019