A light-hearted way of calling someone attractive even though they are stingy, tight-lipped, and/or tight-fisted. Derived from the wordsclam (meaning, tight-lipped or tight-fisted) and glamorous.
Clamorous Gal: "Hey, that's mine! Buy your own drink, Mister!"
Funny Fella: "Well hello Miss Clamorous!" ;)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'