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"Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!"
cited by Grant S January 11, 2008
Just like a strong excited feeling when your over tired, or it’s nearly bedtime, or waiting for food and you get a burst of silly energy.
I can’t wait for chinese tonight, I’m getting proper cited.
Cited by Levi Rowntree May 4, 2018
When your OTP (One True Pairing) is too cute and you can't even.

Or

Too legit to quit.
Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Jolie-Pitt) are cited.

Yo dude, that 360 mlg no scope was cited.
Cited by Asian Mafia May 31, 2016
shortened form of the word excited
usually used when one is so excited they entirely skip the first part of the word
Barry: "Dude! You ready for the party later?"
Sam: "Yeah, man, I'm so cited!!"
cited by moey92 December 2, 2009
A lawful penalty ranked lower than arrest and higher then a slap on the hand. Violators (commonly trespassers) can be (but are not limited to) getting sniped in the ankle, punched in the face, or dropped through a trap door.
Sign: "No Trespassing. Violators will be Cited."

*Trespasses anyways, gets sniped in the ankle from somewhere in the trees*

Sniper: "Cited."
Cited. by aherdofjews June 1, 2011

Cited Tediously 

Thoroughly providing references to an article in a monotonous and time consuming manner.
Nick Cioce, "Wikipedia isn't real."
Vince, "Sure it is, I'm learning about atomic clocks right now. This article is cited tediously."
Nick Cioce, "You're a moron. I don't understand anything you say."
Vince, "You wanna play me in Street Fighter?"
Cited Tediously by GreenBlanka December 2, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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