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circle jirkle 

version of limp bizkit played with a cookie where several people sit in a circle and beat it onto the cookie, last person to spooge eats the cookie, also known as ookie cookie.
The ten kids from mendham borough brought cookies to johns house and played circle jirkle all night
circle jirkle by MeltdownX September 28, 2003
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Circle jerkle 

when a group of homosexual men get together and masturbate in a circle, each holding the person next to them's junk.
also called circle jerk
"The men met in the bathroom for a circle jerkle."
Circle jerkle by dying english April 7, 2009

Circle Jerkle 

When more then 3 men (homosexual or heterosexual) form a circle, when all participants are playing with their neighbours genitals.
Wow, is that a circle jerkle over there! And I'm not invited.....

Jerkle Circle 

When a group of guys get in a circle with a girl kneeling in the middle and all the guys jerk off while there cum is landing on the girl.
Damn, fool me and my friends made a Jerkle Circle with some prostareut last night
Jerkle Circle by Horndog5757 September 1, 2009

Jerkle-Circle 

To jerk off with more than 3 guys in a circle around a camp fire.
"Hey guys, Wanna join my jerkle-circle?"
Jerkle-Circle by devilshs January 9, 2015

Jerkle Circle 

It’s just a friend date. Nothing more, nothing less.
Me: “Hey you down to have a jerkle circle this weekend?”
Friends: “Hell yeah bro let’s hang”
Jerkle Circle by Pig-Benis March 29, 2019

Jerkle Circle 

When someone does the Jerk dance in a circle.
Dude, last night was insane! Kelly did a "Jerkle Circle"
Jerkle Circle by MADHOUSE THE BADHOUSE September 16, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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