church out

to excommunicate.

The Church of England decided to church out Mr Peter for his sacrilege.

by uttam maharjan January 16, 2011

Church is out

A. The "party" is over
B. A situation that is "fucked"
C. something that is over

Phrase coined by boxing referee Frank Cappuccino and frequently used my Danny Monaco and his entourage

A. Church is out man!

B. Church was out for the stoners that got caught by the cops.

C. Church is out for President Bush.

by Danny Monaco January 20, 2009

NATIONAL FALL OUT IN CHURCH DAY

National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.

Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!

by SongrighterjR April 29, 2021

coming out of the church

"coming out of the church" is a figure of speech for telling your friends and family that you are an Atheist. No longer hiding behind the veil of Religion to make other people comfortable.

ME: Tonight at dinner, I'm coming out of the church.

FRIEND: What?!? (gasp)

ME: That's right I'm telling my parents I am an atheist.

by house of wang November 22, 2010

the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors

A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.

One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.

by theBlackSheep June 9, 2023

churchouse

Churchouse refers to a family that carries a large breast gene. Whether it be male ‘moobs’ or female ‘breasts’

Wow, Todd those brothers are thicc, definitely churchouses

by MEMEDEALERTHAG February 24, 2019