church junk

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 29, 2022

Church Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the #1 selling fantasy book(the bible). Comes to your door wasting paper with their dumb pamphlets about events that didn't even happen. Gose to church every day. And will not leave your religion alone, they have to criticize it and dis on it.

Guy 1. I'm sick of all these stupid Church Junkie ruining around with their pamphlets that everybody just throws away/

Guy 2. Totally.

by rockinyamahadrums February 22, 2009