chump stump 

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay

Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump

chump stump by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 9, 2019

chump stumping 

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

chump stumping by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Stumped Chump 

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

Stumped Chump by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump 

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

Stumped Chump by JR Stump June 5, 2018