chump stump

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay

Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump

by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 09, 2019