Chufter

Scottish slang for the term ass; arse; etc.

"Aye, she took it up the chufter"

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Chufter

A lady's major front entrance.

'Hey, stick that up her Chufter!'

by Benjo P May 29, 2008

Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland

"That guy is a serious chufter"

by Colin July 1, 2004

Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

Chufter

Cornish slang

A marajuana cigarette, generally quite a strong one

Hey Jonny, is it okay if I roll up a Chufter?

by Timmielongskatedeath November 26, 2007

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010