chronically hot

it’s a disease that your too hot all the time 🙏🏽🙏🏽 (real disorder 😔)

jake: “dude i just found out jaida is chronically hot..”
john: “no wonder why i wanna bone her everytime i see her makes sense 🙏🏽”

chronically hot by chronically hot mf 🙏🏽 March 19, 2023

Canonically Hot 

It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.

"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."

Canonically Hot by Starfondler May 25, 2018