Christian Sex: No blowjobs, no pussy eating,no ass eating, no positions, no facials, no costumes,no lesbians and no threesomes. You can only give it to her in the vagina and there's no condom or pills involved so you will most likely get her knocked up.
"Man,Christian Sex is so fucking boring." No wonder why priest are always molesting altar boys and cults committing suicide.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.