Christen

A boy with dark hair, perfect personality, best humor , and makes you smike all the time,and if your with him your the luckiest girl in the world , he says he isn't the best but he is amazing if u got him love him and be you because he will love you for you and not for fake you , and loves every single thing about you , your lucky you have him if u ever get him.

"Damn look at christen he is cute"

"I know I'm so lucky I have him he is the best "

by Mookie16D January 4, 2018

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Christen

Someone who likes to be a ruff ruff

That Christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children

by ruffruffchris April 19, 2010

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Christen

Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to

Oh fuck a christen just came in

by Officer earl November 19, 2019

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Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice February 12, 2012

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Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 14, 2019

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