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chris kyle

The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.
Chris Kyle is the most successful sniper in American history.
chris kyle by runnin'wild January 24, 2015
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Chris Kyle

Chris Kyle was a big dick baller who used to be a sniper for the US Military. He has about 160 confirmed kills aka about 160 giant dick swings.
Bro, Chris Kyle is such a big dick baller

Chris Kyle

The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. β€œOne shot one kill”
Chris Kyle by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"
Chris Kyle by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Christylee 

She is normally very hyper and loves to eat but is super skinny. She thinks she's sexy and expects everyone else to think so too. She loves music and couldn't live without her mp3 or ipod. She will never admit that she likes someone because she thinks its none of your bussiness. shes super bossy and a control freak but people still love her. She is who every girl wants to be! She is Amazing
Do you see her eat?
yea, christylee eats like a pig, but is so darn skinny, Im jealous!
Is fat nigga with a little dick pulls no hoes fat ass fuck his wewe is inside his stomach he say he only eat 2 times day he plays game all days with fat ass tits he say he takes people mom

And he also has a little diglett

Dirty ChristyLee

When a woman hasn't been satisfied (brought to orgasm) by her man & she ends up masterbating in the bathroom.
I tried to pull off a "dirty ChristyLee" last night but I forgot to buy batteries.