chris

throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chris stop fucking throwing milk

by ghost9115 March 09, 2019

chris

The gayest thing of all time

I feel like Chris today

by pedlow April 15, 2019

chris

Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just has this one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.

That guy is such a chris!

by trishawhooh March 15, 2017

chris

is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.

oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

by gypsy.gypsy June 25, 2008

chris

he lit fye allways fun to hang out with. girls should hit the line

the party is going to be lit if chris is there

by chrisj262 June 18, 2018

chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

by hermionie July 15, 2008

chris

the name for the most absolutely perfect man in the entire world,he makes you want to spend the rest of ur life with him every time he speaks to you and he makes the stupidest things hillarious,usually comes with a super sexxy tanned body,a hot aussie accent,beautiful blue eyes,perfect lips, a GIGANTIC COCK and a cute lisp to top it all off,tends to have great jobs like scientist or kangaroo racer and will soon be married more than likely,if you find a chris,NEVER LET HIM GO

i love chris,he is absolutely pefect,im gonna marry him,i swear

by sammyluvsaussieboy July 22, 2012