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chop the morning wood
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Masturbating
right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See
morning wood
.
masturbation
After having a
very good
dream, Roy chop the
morning wood
before going to get
breakfast
.
by
Roy-Taichou
July 18, 2009
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