chop the morning wood Share definition Flag Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast. chop the morning wood by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the chop the morning wood mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch