choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 18, 2006

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 March 16, 2014

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019