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choke stroke 

Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out
She loves it when I choke stroke her
choke stroke by haaaan August 12, 2014
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Choke Stroke 

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.
I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.
Choke Stroke by Tverano October 18, 2017

Choke stroke 

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.
My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..
Choke stroke by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016

Choke Stroke 

The act of receiving penile hand stimulation while being asphyxiated.
His bitch tied a bag around his head and choke stroked him.
Choke Stroke by kris6000 September 24, 2016

Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.
Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.
Choke and Stroke by Roninsfx January 13, 2009

Choke n' Stroke 

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation
"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"
Choke n' Stroke by StunningLD January 10, 2013

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
Choke and stroke by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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