Choke Hold
An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.
Choke Hold by Mbleh July 16, 2007
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choke hold by bjoldfaedwse October 18, 2008
choke hold
The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.
choke hold by Robin January 6, 2004
Choke hold
When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath
I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum
Choke hold by Mr Special August 16, 2019
Choke Hold High
When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
Choke Hold High by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
Tennessee choke hold
when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.
Tennessee choke hold by ear butter February 2, 2010
Steering Wheel Choke Hold
While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!
Steering Wheel Choke Hold by Dirtimus January 20, 2011
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