1. Someone who munches on short fat penises
2. Someone who annoys you
1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.