chocolate wafer 

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

chocolate wafer by Dahaka November 5, 2013

dirty chocolate wafer 

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

dirty chocolate wafer by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

chocolate water 

Hennessy

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose

chocolate water by blank basquiat January 3, 2019

like water for chocolate 

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

like water for chocolate by MIKE June 30, 2004

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water 

Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.

Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.

Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.

"Did you hear about the guy who did that Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water, his girls ass has been shitting cum for two days I heard!"

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water by Dave and Erica :) March 22, 2009

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water 

The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.

You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water by AcrimonicAurax July 16, 2020