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chocolate soldier

he's a chocolate soldier- melt in the heat of battle
chocolate soldier by macxerxes December 9, 2008

chocolate soldier

When, after having anal sex with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat.
Last night I gave my woman my chocolate soldier.
chocolate soldier by Josh April 30, 2004

The Chocolate Cream Soldier 

A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!

Chocolate solider 

When you poop and your turd sticks up out of the water.
Hey, come look at my chocolate solider !
Chocolate solider by Lkh21 September 5, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026