Skip to main content

chocolate sailor 

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.
He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

Chocolate Sailor 

The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh
My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor