chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

by Neo Funk Revolation February 06, 2005

chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.

He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006

Chocolate Sailor

The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh

My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor

by Ahab The Arab July 22, 2007