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chlorophyt

gay

In the realm of vibrant hues, a tale unfolds,
Of a soul adorned with colors, bold and untold.
Let me paint a portrait, with words as my brush,
Of a gayest gay, named Chlorophyt, a radiant rush.

Born from the prism of love's purest light,
Chlorophyt blossoms, a beacon shining bright.
In a world where diversity is embraced with glee,
Chlorophyt dances, his spirit wild and free.

His heart, a kaleidoscope, a symphony of shades,
A captivating rhythm that never fades.
With every step he takes, a rainbow unfurls,
A testament to his courage, as he conquers the world.

His laughter, like crystal chimes, fills the air,
A melody of acceptance, beyond compare.
Through his genuine smile, love's essence springs,
Creating a sanctuary where acceptance sings.

Chlorophyt's love knows no boundaries or walls,
He embraces every color, in love's grand halls.
For love, to him, is a tapestry divine,
Where souls intertwine, regardless of design.

In his eyes, you'll find a kaleidoscope's grace,
Reflecting compassion, with a gentle embrace.
He weaves unity's fabric, with threads of pure gold,
A testament to his spirit, so brave and so bold.

Chlorophyt, the gayest gay, a radiant soul,
Ignites the world with love, making it whole.
In his vibrant presence, prejudice dissolves,

Chlorophyt, the gayest gay, a prism so rare,
May your vibrant spirit forever share,
The message of love, acceptance, and pride,
As you dance through life, with love as your guide.
Son: Dad, I'm Chlorophyt....
Dad: Fuck you leave my house.
chlorophyt by Homophopic November 26, 2023
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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

chlorophylosyphillisarus 

noun- anything related to science that makes no sense, is confusing, sounds like it's made up, and/or you don't care about.
S: The phrase "muscular system" sounds like it should be "muscuatory system."

A: I know, "muscular system" is so chlorophylosyphillisarus.

Teacher: And now, to learn about chlorophylosyphillisarus. You wont ever use it in life, and it probably makes no sense!
A: Why do you even bother teaching it?
Teacher: You need to know in case you become a science teacher, like me!
chlorophylosyphillisarus by AmbRia December 19, 2013

chlorophile

A person with a keen interest in plants and botany.

A person who devotes a great deal of time studying and/or growing plants.
Incurable chlorophile that he was, he was never happier than when surrounded by the herbs, the shrubs, and the trees of the forest.
chlorophile by Autumn Mandrake December 29, 2010

chlorophyl

Chlorophyl
chlorophyl by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

Chlorophylistine 

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.
That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

Chlorophyll

Marijuana or Weed, or a dollar bill
Example 1
Suresh: Man, I got chlorophyll in my pocket, wanna smoke up some?
Ramesh: Roll up some Bruva!

Example 2
Yung Bong: You owe me a mill Dawg!
Lil High: Wait till I get my next pay cheque, Imma flood your bank account with...Chlorophyll!
Chlorophyll by Mr. Dictionary Pro December 29, 2020
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