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chinese flu 

A cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.
Oh man, I caught a chinese flu last week; It was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..
chinese flu by mattology November 10, 2007
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Chinese flu 

Covid 19, the disease causes by the China virus (Sars-CoV-2).
Kim Park just got back from he’s homeland (Wuhan) with an strange flu. He said he leaked an micro organism from the town’s lab. Let’s hope this is not serious. I would hate if I had to stop my life just because of it this new Chinese flu.
Chinese flu by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021

old chinese flu 

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.
(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

Chinese Box Flu 

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.
Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?
Chinese Box Flu by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Chinese fluid sauce 

Any household product in a liquid form that can be used as a way to get high.
"This white-out maybe Chinese fluid sauce but it kicks like a damn Appaloosa."
Chinese fluid sauce by Rhym November 29, 2018

Chinese pussy flute 

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute
John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot
Chinese pussy flute by Dan McSour February 9, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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