chinese flu

A cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.

Oh man, I caught a chinese flu last week; It was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..

by mattology November 10, 2007

Chinese flu

Covid 19, the disease causes by the China virus (Sars-CoV-2).

Kim Park just got back from he’s homeland (Wuhan) with an strange flu. He said he leaked an micro organism from the town’s lab. Let’s hope this is not serious. I would hate if I had to stop my life just because of it this new Chinese flu.

by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021

old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.

(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021