Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

Chinese Baker's Dozen by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

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Chinese Aviator's License

Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for

I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License

Chinese Aviator's License by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021

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that's pretty chinese

adjective: Used to express feelings of disapproval. Suitable times to use the phrase include when something could be considered cheap and petty. It would have to be something very minor, yet often the subject of senseless banter and complaining. In other words it's very annoying.

Example 1:

Pete: Bro, she left me for some weirdo that looks like a Don Knotts

Dave: Huh, that's pretty Chinese.

Example 2:

Clerk: Could you give me your name, sir?

Tax filer: Oh yeah stones. I'm not supposed to eat stones.

Clerk: ...That's pretty Chinese, sir. Can I have your social security number just in case you get lost finding your way home?

that's pretty chinese by Bake'Em AwayToys February 25, 2011

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NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.

*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY! by I married a frog October 22, 2020