chickenosis

1. Hidious gastrointestinal distress brought about by ingesting undercooked, slightly raw poultry.

My husband's fear of chickenosis led him to decline a serving of curried chicken salad last weekend on the boat.

by M. Douglas August 29, 2006

Chickenfish

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.

"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

by Kitten cam viewer March 21, 2013

chickenitis

People who are diagnosed with Chickenitis have severe skinny stick legs.

Boy #1 “ Bro look at the girl she’s so hot

Boy #2 “Nah bro look at her she has a bad case of chickenitis”
Boy #1 “You right you right move on”

by samanthaYuviaMegan December 5, 2019

Chickenomics

Chickenomics - is an analytical study on Chicks/Gals.
Its just like Mathematics or Economics.

In Chickenomics we search Sine Curves on Gals and GDP of her family.
Chickenomics is a Great Concept - Its the Art of Seduction.

I've got a Masters in Chickenomics.

by Linkin Park November 18, 2005

Chickenis

A chickenis is a chick penis.

Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!

by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008

chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

by jostriwa March 19, 2010

chickenoid

A Portmanteau of "Chicken" and "Humanoid." Humanoid is a term defined as "having human form or characteristics" and is often used in Sci-Fi shows such as Star Trek. Chicken is, well, chicken... And the taste of X is often compared to that of the taste of Chicken: "Tastes like Chicken!" Thus a chickenoid is meat that "tastes like chicken," but comes from a completely different animal.

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Person A: Mmm, snake steak!

Person B: Eww...

Person A: What? Snake tastes like chicken!

Person B: Huh, I never knew snakes were chickenoids...

Person A: Wtf...?

Person B: It's called UrbanDictionary... Use it...

Person A: .......

by Ryan3932 September 9, 2010