Chicken Lover - a lowlifescum who gets turned up by little kids.
My cuz Larry is comin' over, so yo betta keep close eye on yo kids. Dat Chicken Lover be chasing dem li'l chicks all over da farm if you don't keep 'em safe in da coop.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.