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Chicken Long 

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1. One of the best chicken in the world !
2. That guy who might be sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey every night

3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now!
Oh you know Chicken Long, he is our Dai Lo !
Chicken Long by Chicken long November 22, 2021
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chicken long • long chicken • Chickenlingus • chickenmonging • chicken • chicken heads • chicken nuggets • Chicken Jockey • chicken wing • chicken hawk

long chicken

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(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
long chicken by Pyravia December 19, 2017
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chickenmonging

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The act of monging a dead chicken. Typically performed by Teletubbies.
<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what about you dipsy? <Dipsy> Oh sure, grab the shovel! I want to be the one to jump on the belly! <Lasse> Awesome - then I can eat up all the rotten chicken flesh, the maggets AND my own cum, yay!
chickenmonging by OnionFucker June 19, 2008
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Chickenlingus 

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The act of using your tongue, with or without assistance from your hands to get to the meat between the two bones in a chicken wing.
"Why aren't you eating all the meat off your wings?"
"It's hard to pick it all off. I'm still an amateur at chickenlingus"
Chickenlingus by Marbler December 10, 2012
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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