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Chicken Long 

1. One of the best chicken in the world !
2. That guy who might be sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey every night

3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now!
Oh you know Chicken Long, he is our Dai Lo !
Chicken Long by Chicken long November 22, 2021

long chicken

(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
long chicken by Pyravia December 19, 2017

chickenmonging

The act of monging a dead chicken. Typically performed by Teletubbies.
<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what about you dipsy? <Dipsy> Oh sure, grab the shovel! I want to be the one to jump on the belly! <Lasse> Awesome - then I can eat up all the rotten chicken flesh, the maggets AND my own cum, yay!
chickenmonging by OnionFucker June 19, 2008

Chickenlingus 

The act of using your tongue, with or without assistance from your hands to get to the meat between the two bones in a chicken wing.
"Why aren't you eating all the meat off your wings?"
"It's hard to pick it all off. I'm still an amateur at chickenlingus"
Chickenlingus by Marbler December 10, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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