Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.

Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.

Chicken Fetus by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011