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the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'
i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'
by Nige September 18, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.
1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.
by jonidee May 04, 2007
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A Ruined Bumhole, by having too much anal sex.
Chewed-Orange "I've got a nipper like a chewed orange"
by jester624 September 12, 2017
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