When you shove your fingers up the turd tunnel to excavate the finest of logs to nosh on.

Note that the extracted goods must have a sufficiently solid consistenct to allow the "chewing" part.

P.s. El Fyfador makes shit quizzes

Person 1 -"Hey baby, tell me what you're gonna do to me tonight"
Person 2 - "Lets get freaky. I'm gonna go in for the old Caramel Chew Chew"
Person 1 -"Get in wahey, here we go"

Caramel Chew Chew by Pryzm is My City April 26, 2020

Chew-Chew Train

1. The act of chewing smokeless tobacco.
2. Slang term for Smokeless Tobacco

1. I'm riding the chew-chew train.

Chew-Chew Train by SuperiorHippo November 3, 2011

Chew chew wani

To smoke strong weed

Bruh I love chew chew wani

Chew chew wani by Blander gander August 16, 2018

armpit chew chew

Shuving your dick into the another person armpit and making them say chew chew and make them pull a pretend string. Thus Making the male jizz

You bitch , let me give you an armpit chew chew

armpit chew chew by Hyper Chimera November 12, 2015

Blue chew chew train

When you and your homies run a train on a freaky girl after every single guy in the gangbang took a Blue Chew.

Hey did you hear about what Stephanie did last night?

No bro what happened?

She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.

Blue chew chew train by B1gnickenergy March 6, 2025

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026