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chest massage 

A style of massage used on females breasts and chests. It begins with a gentle rub down of the upper chest, and collar bone. Then continues down to the outer rib cage, and under the arms, AROUND the outer edge of the breasts. From there work your way UNDER the breasts, and push firmly, and up into the lower part of the breast that hangs down when the female is upright. Then proceed to firmly rub the outer perimeter of the breast, where the breast begins to protrude from the chest, with your fingertips, circling around the perimeter. Be sure to give the cleavage some attention, rubbing up and down between the bosoms, and sliding with moderate pressure. Then place your hands firmly on the lower rib cage about 3-5 inches UNDER the bosom, and repeatedly squeeze firmly, and rub the lower rib cage with a fair amount of pressure. Work your way from that to cupping the females bosom in your hands and pushing on them with moderate pressure, being sure NOT to cause discomfort to the woman. When the breast is compressed firmly, proceed to make multiple minute movements with your fingertips, a sort of squeezing motion. This part of the massage should give the woman pleasure, and possible climax. Now return to the edge of the bosom, and begin a circular motion working up the breast with your fingertips gently stroking and rubbing NOT pushing in (the female breast is sensitive, and pushing in with your fingertips may cause the female pain, or aching), until you reach the nipple. When nipple is reached, continue the motion, but on edge of the nipples, or the areola. Then proceed to gently squeeze the nipples between your forefinger and thumb, making a gentle twist motion with the nipple between your fingers. This is the part that will cause the most pleasure in the female. From here you may want to rub some cool water on the nipple, then blow on it. For some women this makes EXTREME pleasure. From the point the massage is complete. You have just done a full chest/breast massage. You can feel free to mix it up with lubricants, or gels for an even more erotic experience.
I gave the cute cheerleader a wink and the next thing I know we are in her bedroom and I am giving her a chest massage
chest massage by E Doggy May 20, 2007
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026