chem orgy

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.

Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless

chem orgy by Eric Guan February 15, 2008

chem orgy

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students (mostly asian, varies by regional demographics) trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy sucessful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.

Sometimes, some smart-ass will try to organize a chemistry orgy and invite a bunch of dumb people. When you try to leave, they'll simply re-invite you. You should beat up that kid the next day at school, in order to teach him a lesson.

Sample from a chem orgy:
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM PARTY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless

chem orgy by Eric Guan January 11, 2009