cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.

Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.

by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009

Cheese Muffins

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

by Derek Doo October 07, 2003

Cheese Muffin

A Cheese muffin is something absurd and really nasty

Bobby: Sarah stands on the corner giving out free cheese muffins
Billy: EWW that's nasty

by Bobby Beans March 26, 2009

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.

"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021

Cheese Muffin

You run into your friends pool with many of his other friends when hes not home.

We totally cheese muffined ians pool yesterday.

by Michael J Rooney JR June 26, 2008

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024