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Cheese Beanie 

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
Cheese Beanie by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
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Cheese Beanie 

The Cheese Beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.

The cheese beanie slogan is: Minimum effort, maximum taste... Mmmmm!

Optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don't take our word for it, go experiment...!
Mate, you have just got to try a cheese beanie! It's what your stomach's been yearning for!
Cheese Beanie by TurPot June 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016