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Check your oil 

A prostate exam.
I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.
Check your oil by t June 29, 2004

check your oil 

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.
check your oil by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007

check your oil 

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.
I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.
check your oil by Bevis October 8, 2004
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