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check your oil 

ramming your fingers up someone's ass
Hey, let's go check his oil!
check your oil by caesar December 9, 2003
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Check your oil 

A prostate exam.
I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.
Check your oil by t June 29, 2004

check your oil 

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.
check your oil by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007

check your oil 

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.
I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.
check your oil by Bevis October 8, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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