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Check a bitch 

Sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). When this happens you gotta check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. Failure to check a bitch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don't respect. All macks know that checkin a bitch is a crucial part of the game.
)How to check a bitch and how not to check a bitch)
Simp: Please honey stop the yelling I'm sure we can figure this out.

Mack: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Check a bitch by cp3 April 22, 2008
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Check a bitch 

What an immature male does shortly before losing is girlfriend or wife. Sometimes, boys get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc) and think they can control you. When this happens and you try to tell them about it they will sometimes check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically assaulting a woman they allegedly care about. This behavior can often lead to boys never becoming men, continuing to live at home with their mommas and remaining virgins forever.
(How a boy will try to "Check a bitch" and the appropriate response)

Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?

Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
Check a bitch by Fadiekay August 18, 2011
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