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Chastilly is a very sweet girl she loves her bf so much and she loves lots of chips “I haven’t eaten in 3 days
Chastilly eats chips

urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
urban chastionary by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013
Chastilly is a very kind and sweet girl. She loves eating a lot of chips when she’s in a call with her friends. She twerks inside the school.
Omg Chastilly eats a lot of chips on call
chastilly by Chastilly December 14, 2021

Chastolocism 

Chastolocism is the true religion of abstainment. Jason Everett, commonly known by Christians as God, is the founder and leader of this revolutionary step towards eternal life. Jason is life. Chastise. Abstain. Act like he is watching. He is creator, he is inventor, he is the Stainer, the Tiser. Refer to your local priest to inquire about joining and if they tell you the religion does not exist, spit in their face and tell them Jason will punish them rightfully when their time comes.
Priest: Hello young man, why have you come to me? Confession? Praise?

Child: No. I’m here for chastolocism.

Priest: Wtf is that?

Child: I fucking hate you. I am going to murder your family.
Chastolocism by Chasdadty2 November 16, 2019
when dave whips out his chaffed hairy shit covered ass at a state cop on M21 and then gets pulled over.
DAve nipple tweak... NIPPLE TWEAK!!!! i just got a fat ass fucking ticket!!!
chastol by bill September 8, 2003

Chastiful 

Referring to a person or group of people who are full of chastity
1. Leo is chastiful

2. Michelle and her friends are so chastiful
Chastiful by $0.75 Thieves May 25, 2022