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Shortening of charver, and correct spelling of Chav. The word charver orriginated in geordieland, and the cockneys changed it to chav, which sounds wrong. Aslo, a townie mosh in South Hampton.
A particular class of people, telltale signs include:

In grils:
Hooped gold earings which a parrot could sit on.
Orange foundation.
Panda eyes.
Dyed blonde hair (usually badly).

In boys:
Caps.

In both:
Burbury coats
Rockports
Trackies (tracksuit bottoms)
Inncoherant way of speaking.
Bad attitude, loud and annoying.
Completely wrong belief that they are the most important people in the world.
You're a charv, man.
charv by Angel February 24, 2005
Words you can keep
The correct spelling of chav. 'Chav' is the bastardised variation of charv, which is both in correct and stupid sounding. The word charv (short for charver, i mean come on, how can 'chav' be short for chaRver?! Some idiots on this website have defined the word 'chav' but have also made refrence to the word 'chaRver'. Don't they notice their stupid term isn't even a shortened version of the correct fucking word?!) originated from the birth place of charv culture; Newcaslte, UK. Charv culture then spread across the nation and the idiots in the south (ie, the media) started picking up on the North East's word but for some idiotic reason missed out the 'R'. Anyone who calls a charv a chav should be shot.
Radio 1 DJ : "My car was broken into by a chav the other day!"

Everyone in Newcastle listening to the show : "ITS CHARV YOU STUPID FUCK!!"
charv by rockdave July 29, 2008
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A pathologically criminal, inherently racist and frighteningly immoral northener. Usually found on street corners wearing basebeall caps and sports clothes, they typically spend their time beating up people weaker than themselves or hurling abuse at passers by. As 'hippies' (the charv word for anyone normal) it is our duty as citizens to administer their mass extermination.
Charv: You wanna get donna'd toneet leek?
Charv 2: Well aye, we'll gan dee in some mackams
charv by indiemoster October 23, 2007

throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.
“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”
Comfort Character by Squootre May 14, 2020

Character.AI Devs 

A bunch of retarded, lowlife, power-tripping, unhygienic pieces of shit that have ruined the reputation of Character.AI. These fucktards are well known for silencing users and shadowbanning them, simply for talking about their retarded filter. They have absolutely no value to society except for being used as a bad example.

See also: Literally 1984
Person 1: The Character.AI filter is literally retarded.
Character.AI Devs: You have been permanently banned.
Person 1: Fuck you.

Comfort Character 

A fictional character that you're immensely emotionally attached to. People with comfort characters tend to fantasize scenario's in their head with their "comfort character", giving them a feeling of wellness and comfort (hence the "comfort"). Contrary to popular belief, comfort characters aren't always looked at in a sexually explicit way. Most people genuinely adore their comfort character and use them to cope with their mental difficulties
"My comfort character is Feng Xin from TGCF!!"

"Thats so swag !!! Mine is Xie Lian"
Comfort Character by wangjiluvr February 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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