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Shortening of charver, and correct spelling of Chav. The word charver orriginated in geordieland, and the cockneys changed it to chav, which sounds wrong. Aslo, a townie mosh in South Hampton.
A particular class of people, telltale signs include:

In grils:
Hooped gold earings which a parrot could sit on.
Orange foundation.
Panda eyes.
Dyed blonde hair (usually badly).

In boys:
Caps.

In both:
Burbury coats
Rockports
Trackies (tracksuit bottoms)
Inncoherant way of speaking.
Bad attitude, loud and annoying.
Completely wrong belief that they are the most important people in the world.
You're a charv, man.
charv by Angel February 24, 2005
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The correct spelling of chav. 'Chav' is the bastardised variation of charv, which is both in correct and stupid sounding. The word charv (short for charver, i mean come on, how can 'chav' be short for chaRver?! Some idiots on this website have defined the word 'chav' but have also made refrence to the word 'chaRver'. Don't they notice their stupid term isn't even a shortened version of the correct fucking word?!) originated from the birth place of charv culture; Newcaslte, UK. Charv culture then spread across the nation and the idiots in the south (ie, the media) started picking up on the North East's word but for some idiotic reason missed out the 'R'. Anyone who calls a charv a chav should be shot.
Radio 1 DJ : "My car was broken into by a chav the other day!"

Everyone in Newcastle listening to the show : "ITS CHARV YOU STUPID FUCK!!"
charv by rockdave July 29, 2008
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A pathologically criminal, inherently racist and frighteningly immoral northener. Usually found on street corners wearing basebeall caps and sports clothes, they typically spend their time beating up people weaker than themselves or hurling abuse at passers by. As 'hippies' (the charv word for anyone normal) it is our duty as citizens to administer their mass extermination.
Charv: You wanna get donna'd toneet leek?
Charv 2: Well aye, we'll gan dee in some mackams
charv by indiemoster October 23, 2007

throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

Comfort Character 

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.
“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

Character.AI Devs 

A bunch of retarded, lowlife, power-tripping, unhygienic pieces of shit that have ruined the reputation of Character.AI. These fucktards are well known for silencing users and shadowbanning them, simply for talking about their retarded filter. They have absolutely no value to society except for being used as a bad example.

See also: Literally 1984
Person 1: The Character.AI filter is literally retarded.
Character.AI Devs: You have been permanently banned.
Person 1: Fuck you.

Comfort Character 

A fictional character that you're immensely emotionally attached to. People with comfort characters tend to fantasize scenario's in their head with their "comfort character", giving them a feeling of wellness and comfort (hence the "comfort"). Contrary to popular belief, comfort characters aren't always looked at in a sexually explicit way. Most people genuinely adore their comfort character and use them to cope with their mental difficulties
"My comfort character is Feng Xin from TGCF!!"

"Thats so swag !!! Mine is Xie Lian"
Comfort Character by wangjiluvr February 8, 2021