charles dick

A dick that's is unusually small
No girls want him

You have a Charles dick

charles dick by School boy ccisd January 20, 2017

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

charles dickends by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Charles Dickens effect 

1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens

2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced

if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.

Charles Dickens effect by joelj March 7, 2009

Charles Dickens 

Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

Charles Dickens by Chris G. November 12, 2004

Charles Dickens 

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

Charles Dickens by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Charles Dickens 

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

Charles Dickens by dickensfreak February 18, 2011