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chap stick 

a term to mean that means idiot
chap stick by jack wharton November 29, 2007

Chap-Stick Lesbian

A female who is bi-sexual or still sexually confused but will only 'make out' with the opposite sex. Usually they can be characterized as a 'lipstick lesbian' meaning they look and act very feminine. Many times, a chap-stick lesbian will only display homosexual behavior for shock value or to impress her peers.
Guy 1: "Dude, Sarah is so hot"
Guy 2: "Is she only into chicks now or what?"
Guy 3: "Naw, she's a chap-stick lesbian, go talk to her"

chilly chap stick (CCS) 

When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)

Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.

May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'

May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.

One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.

Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.

a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!

Cherry Chap-stick 

Male Version: A Large Penis with a Sweet Musky Smell
Alternate: A Large Penis that is red due to heavy stimulation
"I held his Cherry Chap-stick to my nose, the smell hypnotizing me"
Alternate: "His Cherry Chap-stick looked ready to burst as I started to suck it"
Cherry Chap-stick by Arannie February 12, 2021

chap-sticking 

Chap-sticking involves the act of taking out a man's phallus, and rubbing it around a woman's vaginal lips; similar to the act of applying chap stick on to one's dry lips.

Chap-sticking is primarily utilized as a coercion technique to covertly advance to insertion. It also serves as an evasive technique to avoid the question of contraceptives such as a condom.
Example 1: "Hey Keenan, did you have sex with that girl from the party?"

"Yeah, Steven told me about a great technique called chap-sticking. She didn't even notice till it was already too late."

Example 2: "Dude, how did you get out of using a condom?"

"I chap-sticked her and slid it in while she wasn't paying attention."
chap-sticking by Lompocsucks May 20, 2012

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."