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Chainese

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".
Happy Chainese New Year!
by Chicago Master February 16, 2022
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Chainese

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.
by icgn1031 December 2, 2009
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Chainese

The official language of our supreme leader chai (monrina).
I speak fluent Chainese.
by eliiiizaaaa May 4, 2020
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chinese tomatoes

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
by mademanseattle September 3, 2012
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Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."
by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018
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ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
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chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"
by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017
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