"My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'" (Chael Sonnen answering to a question about a failed drug test)
Ufc fighter “The American Gangster” Chaell Sonnen who was Undefeated, Undisputed, never lost a fight, never lost a round. With a record of 29 wins, 15 submissions, and 1 murder.
“Yo did you see how the American gangster, Chaell Sonnen Murderd Jon Homo Jones and Anderson Silva at the same time with not letting Wanderlei Silva get close?”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.