by nadir September 13, 2003
what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
by aichains August 16, 2006
To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.
He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.
by jupdog October 07, 2009
The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!
by psnack July 06, 2009
Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.
Also see chrischown
Also see chrischown
by chown July 11, 2008
by Chowned May 01, 2007
Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.
by Chowned May 01, 2007